09-05-2012 04:40 AM
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well pull yourself together then .
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please.
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there.