> > > > > After the eighty-three year old > > lady finished her annual > > physical > examination, the doctor said, >
> > > "You are in fine shape for your age, > > Maxine, but tell me, do you > still have > > intercourse?" > > "Just a minute, I'll have > > to ask my husband," she said. > > > > She > > stepped out into the crowded reception room and > > yelled out loud: > > > > "Henry, do we > > still have intercourse?" > > > > And > > there was a > > hush... > > > > >
> You could hear > a pin drop. > > > >
> > He answered impatiently, "If I > > told you once, Maxine, I told > > > > you > > a hundred times... What we have is... > > > > > >
> > > > Blue > > Cross! >
60% of the time, it works every time.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end."