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Maxine's Annual Physical


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> After the eighty-three year old
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> lady finished her
annual
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> physical
> examination, the doctor said,
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> "You are in fine shape for your age,
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Maxine, but tell me, do you
> still have
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>
intercourse?"
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> "Just a minute, I'll have
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> to ask
my husband," she said.
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> She
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stepped out into the crowded reception room and
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> yelled out
loud:
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> "Henry, do we
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> still
have intercourse?"
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> And
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> there
was a
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> hush...
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> You could hear
> a pin drop.
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> He answered impatiently, "If I
>
> told you once,
Maxine, I told
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> you
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> a hundred
times... What we have is...
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> Blue
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> Cross!
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60% of the time, it works every time.

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end."
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