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The Mule


 Sven and Ole buy a mule. But when
they get it home, they can’t get it 
into the barn. It just
won’t go.
 Sven says, “I know just the problem. He won’t fit through the
door. His ears are too long.”

 Ole sees that Sven is right, thinks a bit, and then says, “I know what we 
can do. We should raise
the barn by a foot, so he’ll fit.”

Sven asks, “Wouldn’t it be easier to
dig a ditch for him to walk in?”


Ole says, “Sven, don’t be such a dummy!

It’s his ears that are too long,
not his legs!”

60% of the time, it works every time.

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