Sven and Ole buy a mule. But when they get it home, they can’t get it into the barn. It just won’t go. Sven says, “I know just the problem. He won’t fit through the door. His ears are too long.”
Ole sees that Sven is right, thinks a bit, and then says, “I know what we can do. We should raise the barn by a foot, so he’ll fit.”
Sven asks, “Wouldn’t it be easier to dig a ditch for him to walk in?”
Ole says, “Sven, don’t be such a dummy!
It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs!”
60% of the time, it works every time.
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