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[hardnox604008]

 I just saw two cottonwoods arguing over a dog.

[WCMO]

Moot point, it evaporated before it hit.

[cyclonegrain]

I heard it is so dry in Indiana that they have 1 year old frogs that don't know how to swim!

[infire]

Here in Wabash Co. our crops are so bad the deer are carrying back packs so they don't starve while crossing the fields. All joking aside it is pretty bad when you can see a deer walking through tassled corn.

[centralillinois]

Deer?  I've driven by cornfields where you could see a rabbit run across it.

[Nebrfarmr]

No joke, I was cutting a dryland alfalfa/grass mix field last week, to get what we could off of it, and saw several cactus plants in the field.

[Canuck_2]

Up here it is so dry the racoons are carrying water to the sweet corn patch.

[idalivered]

Back when I was 17, a sure way to make it rain was to wax my car. I'm on my 4th coat....When I used to raise more hogs, forgetting to close the top of a feeder was a sure way to make it rain. I wonder if the guy in charge of rain knows there is no feed in 'em now??