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Hobbyfarmer
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Maxine on May

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I am glad the wife didn't put away all my long johns. Needed them the last two days.

60% of the time, it works every time.

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end."
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Hobbyfarmer
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Re: Maxine on May

 

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES
A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
1.The nicest thing about the future is . . .
that it always starts tomorrow.
 
2. Money will buy a fine dog . . .
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
 
3. If you don't have a sense of humor . . .
you probably don't have any sense at all.
 
4. Seat belts are not as confining . . .
as wheelchairs.
 
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
when you're in deep water.
 
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark . .
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
 
7. Business conventions are important . . .
because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.
 
8. Why is it that at class reunions . . .
you feel younger than everyone else looks?
 
9. Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .
and you will have a permanent job.
 
10. No one has

more driving ambition than the teenage
boy
(or girl) . . .
who wants to buy a car.
 
11. There are no new sins . . .
the old ones just get more publicity.
 
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
number at 4 a.m. . .
like, it could be the right number.
 
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .
when their team is winning.
 
14. I've reached the age where . . .
'happy hour' is a nap.
 
15. Be careful about reading the fine print . . .
there's no way you're going to like it.
 
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .
not everybody has the same size bucket.
 
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .
we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
 
18. Money can't buy happiness . . .
but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than
in a Yugo.
 
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
you're probably dead.
 
20. Always be yourself because the people that matterdon't
mind . . .
and the ones that mind don't matter.
 
21. Life isn't tied with a bow . . .
but it's still a gift.
 
REMEMBER....
POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
SHOULD
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE
SAME REASON"
60% of the time, it works every time.

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end."
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WCWISC
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Re: Maxine on May

I thought I was done with my long john's too! But had to pull them back out of the storage tote. It was 37 degrees here today with a 20 mph wind out of the north. It was chilly.....

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Slim123
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Re: Maxine on May

Hobby:  You are so right.

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Southern Bean Man
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Re: Maxine on May

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35 for the low here in central Mississippi on May 4. Broke old record by 4 degrees.

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buckfarmer
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Re: Maxine on May

If you guys don't stop hogging all the moisture I'm going to be done planting by the middle of the week.
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buckfarmer
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Re: Maxine on May

Could have been finished a few days ago. Was afraid that white stuff might find it's way to southern Ohio. We are almost to dry at this point. If this weather pattern doesn't change we could be back in the same boat as last year pretty quick. Coldest low for next 10 days is suppose to be tonight at 50. Coolest high is Monday at 70.
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buckfarmer
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Re: Maxine on May

17 on your list has puzzled me for some time now. Some of those tattoos that are like a paragraph may require turning a page in 40 years.