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Honored Advisor

Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

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Senior Contributor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

An anonymous source told me he did it because Putin hates puppies.

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Senior Advisor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

That's funny. Fox news is reporting he did it because he loves puppies and wanted to put them out of their misery to save them from being kicked to death by Nancy Pelosi.

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Advisor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

they better gin up the fake impeachment process again.

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Advisor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

Curious as to how the enraged will respond if that effort would come out of the GOP leadership?

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Senior Contributor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

It's OK....he doesn't know how to turn on the blender....

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Senior Contributor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

Did Trump do this dastardly act with or without the direct assistance of Vladimir Putin?

Moreover, has this story been confirmed yet in the NYTs by reliable anonymous sources in our very own State Department, FBI, NSC, and CIA?

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Senior Advisor

Re: Bombshell! Trump puts Puppies in a Blender!

Biden forgot what a blender is.