I`m a little rough around the edges to be a Sunday School teacher, wouldn`t you say? Although I`d make a damned good one, the kids would love me and learn alot. I am a council officer, rotating Deacon, mentor to Conformation students and folks going through divorce seek me out for counciling. This is why it`s hilarious that you and your buddy Schnurrbart(before he became a Jesus freak) call me a liar at the drop of a hat. I like to think folks put their confidence in me because of my brutal honesty, I would never knowingly steer anyone wrong. If it helps you cope, John you may think of me as really being "that stupid", but liar? Nope.
