El Donaldo's I Have a Dream Speech
"I have a dream of a day when a man is judged not by the number of lenders he's stiffed but by how big he says his net worth is."
(that one works in farm country, as well).
"I have a dream that one day I can have my Make America Great Again hats made for minimum wage with no benefits by Real American workers."
Feel free to join in the fun. Everybody....