Benny, a Yemini immigrant, was the former operator of a struggling 7/11 in Schenectady who happened to look just like Osama Bin Laden. In 2002 his life underwent a drastic change when he received an offer he couldn't refuse.
Life was pretty good for 9 years, hanging around in the villa in Pakistan, playing World of Warcraft on the X-box, eating dates and honey and making an occasional campaign commercial for George Bush.
Then suddenly, one day in April 2011, things changed drastically.
Oh well, beats selling Big Gulps.
