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Edmund55
Senior Contributor

God is a woman

God is a woman according to swalwell - and she's chinese, a spy, a hooker, and I've told her National Security information.

Our father chinese spy / hooker, who art in heaven china, hallowed be thy name....

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BA Deere
Honored Advisor

Re: God is a woman

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rickgthf
Senior Advisor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration

By the way, the available evidence suggests that up until about 4000 years ago, God was woman.  It wasn't until the god of Abraham that it was referred to as male.  Matriarchy preceded patriarchy.  Even in medieval Europe land passed through the maternal line for the serfs.  If you were serf you got your land from your mother.

cmilligan1958g
Senior Contributor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration


@rickgthf wrote:

By the way, the available evidence suggests that up until about 4000 years ago, God was woman.  It wasn't until the god of Abraham that it was referred to as male.  Matriarchy preceded patriarchy.  Even in medieval Europe land passed through the maternal line for the serfs.  If you were serf you got your land from your mother.


 

elcheapo
Veteran Advisor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration

Well, Ive been taking some preaching classes.....no...god is not a women.

But, Jesus was a progressive.

Remember, how he was telling everyone at the temple they were wrong...

And then later, how everyone lie,

Cheated....etc...look out for number one....etc...

Jesus come along with his teachings of love and morals.

 

Could it be ????....no...Smiley LOL

 

 

 

sam1wiseone
Senior Contributor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration


@rickgthf wrote:

By the way, the available evidence suggests that up until about 4000 years ago, God was woman.  It wasn't until the god of Abraham that it was referred to as male.  Matriarchy preceded patriarchy.  Even in medieval Europe land passed through the maternal line for the serfs.  If you were serf you got your land from your mother.


You mean like Zeus? 

BA Deere
Honored Advisor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration

"man"  (before Adam) was created 10`s of thousands of years before.  God (the Father) spoke to the Angels the following and it sounds like They are male to me-

 

Genesis 1:26, KJV: "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

cmilligan1958g
Senior Contributor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration


@BA Deere wrote:

"man"  (before Adam) was created 10`s of thousands of years before.  God (the Father) spoke to the Angels the following and it sounds like They are male to me-

 

Genesis 1:26, KJV: "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."


Could we consider Democrats as creeping things?

BA Deere
Honored Advisor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration

This is one creepy dude, wonder if Hillary delivers his pizza.

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sdholloway56
Senior Advisor

Re: Kleptocracy perfectly describes the trump administration

I prefer to envision God as neither, and not for the feminist sensibility.

If there is a God then God is great and powerful beyond our conception.

If you start thinking you know God then it a quick leap to believing the stupid stuff you want to believe is God’s will.