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God will smite our nation for this

 

 

Thank you for GM Performance Technology and R07 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife

Read more: http://blog.beliefnet.com/goodnews/2011/07/nascar-pastor-leaves-little-out-of-this-pre-race-invocati...

 

 

And I'm not talking in particular about the smokin' hot wife thing

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tomtoolbag
Senior Contributor

Re: God will smite our nation for this

  LOL, that's considered blasphemous to the extremists around this forum.

 

  Watch out noxie, I think that you took Nascar(trademark) or it's representation, in vain.

Re: God will smite our nation for this

If he'd had more time I bet he would have blessed Mr. Smith and Mr. Weston.

schnurrbart
Veteran Advisor

Re: God will smite our nation for this

Don't know about the nation but don't think I would stand next to him for awhile!

r3020
Senior Advisor

Re: God will smite our nation for this

Not sure how good of Prayer it was but it was sure good humor.

kraft-t
Senior Advisor

Re: God will smite our nation for this

It reminds me of the car saleman we visited with so many years ago. He would point out all the feature of the car and would state that he was so grateful for the power window or AC or the radio and on and on. Grateful for this and grateful for that and grateful for every thing. My daughter in law was in the back seat checking the fit and the salesman slid in on the other side and opened the ash tray and said " I am so grateful for this ashtray". That broke us up and we have never forgotten the mosr grateful salesman we have ever met

 

No we didn't buy the car and i don't suppose he was grateful for that.

Nebrfarmr
Veteran Advisor

Re: God will smite our nation for this

Actually, I always thought God had a sense of humor.  If you don't believe me, just tell him how things are going to be in 10 years.

Re: God will smite our nation for this

Exactly.

 

But he likes humor.