with the permafrost melting there, might be an excellent chance to homestead it out to all the surplus FFA graduates we have on our hands.
The happy Danish commies aren't selling but we could probably take it with the Maine National Guard. But I'd suggest making sure we send enough troops this time.
That had me thinking about the lessons of history and The Winter War, when the Finns stalemated an invasion by the mighty Red Army. A side note to that is those events gave Hitler the impression that defeating the Soviet Union would be easy. So don't send a boy to do a man's job.
Also, since our military leadership was apparently taken totally by surprise to learn that Saddam had cached munitions all over Iraq and that the deadenders were smart enough to figure out how to make IEDs out of them, they should be apprised of this lethal threat: