Hillary pregnant???

[BA Deere]

Yes, it seems Hillary has been sick in the mornings so she went to her doctor and sure enough, she is in the familyway right in the middle of her presidential campaign too.  Well, the only man she`d been with in awhile was Bill, so she`s mad that Bill got her knocked up.  She calls Bill mad as a ol` wet hen "Bill! what the hell, you got me knocked up!   What are we going to do???  I can`t deal with this now!!!"...silence on the other end ...and finally Hillary says "Are you even listening to me???  What am I going to do?  I can`t be pregnant now!!"...and Bill says "Who is this again?"  

[NewAgJudge]

This qualifies as humour ??

Did Craigifer hack your account ??

[Red Steele]

the joke first made the rounds back when Hillary was mid 40's and Bill was president and screwing the interns, the help, and anything that moved and it was pretty funny back then when it was possible that the Hildebeest could have been preggers and that the billy goat would be a bit confused at which woman was calling him.

probably pretty doubtful that those two have even slept together in the last decade.

[BA Deere]

I don`t think Hillary likes Bill or "Dlck" her and that Huma Aberdin are pretty chummy and she dresses in comfortable clothes like pantsuits (ack!) and flat shoes  (double ack)...but whatever floats her boat.   There were stories that Webb Hubbell fathered Chelsea

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exposed-bill-clinton-paternity-bombshell-im-not-chelseas-r...

[Red Steele]

Chelsea has Bill's face...not much doubt there as to her paternity.

[bruce MN]

Ditto on that. For sure.