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Edmund55
Senior Contributor

How do you define an assault rifle

Nominee for ATF director (for you senile joers the F in ATF stands for firearms) chipman was asked how he defines an assault rifle.

The answer is classic and includes: um, um, um, ah, ah, um, um, um, um, no way I can define an assault rifle, um, um ah, um, um, um, ah, ah, um, um, etc. etc.

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r3020
Senior Advisor

Re: How do you define an assault rifle

Since he now can't define an assault rifle now after his confirmation he will define every gun as an assault weapon. Then everyone who owns a firearm will be labeled a domestic terrorist.

BA Deere
Honored Advisor

Re: How do you define an assault rifle

The mind is actually an "assault weapon", used for good or evil.

Kurt#1
Senior Contributor

Re: How do you define an assault rifle

His definition and every leftist who wants to keep their guns and body guards define an assault rifle as one belonging to anybody who doesn't agree with them.  Further the definition by them is exactly whatever they say it is.

I knew a seal that felt everything was a weapon, when he walked into a room his first glance told him what was closest that would work best to kill an enemy.

gh2002gh
Senior Contributor

Re: How do you define an assault rifle

Few local democrats broke into a convenience store owned by a seal.  The small police department then spent the next few days warning the local democrats about the promises made by said merchant and his abilities to carry out those promises.  

Hadn't heard of any further problems.