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(The Lord Trump's Prayer
Our Father, which art in Trump Tower,
Sociopathic Liar be thy Art.
Thy Alt-Rights come.
Thy will be done in media,
as it is in real life.
Give us this day our dose of Lies.
And forgive us our Believers,
As we never forgive them who bring forth the truth against us.
And lead us not into a black church,
But deliver us from the Access Hollywood tape.
For thine is the Kingdom of Gold,
The Power of Gold, and the Glory of Gold,
Forever and Ever.
Amen..... Tick Tock)
(Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen.)
Mmmm - a choice between the liberal's prayer and the Lord's prayer. I realize Hillary is the Liberal's God right now, but I think I'll stick with the real thing.
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Time grows short. Sniffy's ticking off most of America will be shown on Tuesday.
And where's the taxes?
Tick Tock,
Jen
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He might be lord Trump but he is not Lord God Almighty. I will vote for Donald Trump because of his stance on border security. I will worship God Almighty because I love Him with my whole heart and soul.
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And your god said you should treat others..... how?
Oh yes it is OK to enslave others by your gods commands.
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My Lord and Savior said let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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More quotes but which ones are you going to follow?
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The One who died that I might have eternal life.
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God will not be mocked.
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" God will not be mocked. "
Too late
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LOLzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!
That is awesome, but also SAD!! because it is true