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ihtractortherap
Senior Contributor

Jesus is coming again!

 
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NewAgJudge
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

 

When  !?!?!?!

 

What TIme ?!?!?!

 

What does he want NOW ??!!

 

What is appropriate attire ?!?!?!

 

 

ihtractortherap
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

No one knows the day or the hour. He wants you Judge, just as you are!
NewAgJudge
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

 

So your answer is just " Soon  " ??

 

You know they have been saying that for centuries now, right ??

 

 

So I went searching for proof and I found it !!!

 

 

Praise  be and thank you !!

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tqejOtFyEM

 

ihtractortherap
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

Could be soon , could be later, no one knows. Each generation thinks its sooner than later.
Many prophecies have been fulfilled that hint of His coming sooner than later, however sometimes a day can be like a thousand years.
NewAgJudge
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

 

Circle jerkle, yik yak arguments.

 

Believe as you will,  as is your right, but why do I constantly hear how oppressed the xtians are, yet never seem to be quiet ??

 

More churches in town than there are bars.  Now, THAT is a sin !!

 

 

ihtractortherap
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

More churches than bars! Tell me how that's a bad thing!
NewAgJudge
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

 

 

 

Bars : Have to be 21

 

Churches : Recruit from birth, taking kids against their will.

 

Even Pouring putrid  water on their heads.

 

Non-consensual circumcision.

 

Thousands and thousands of documented  child molestations.

 

No, thank you !

 

More bars, please.

 

 

Spread the word.

 

 

 

 

northnd
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

I'm Christian, but I have to admit that is pretty dam humorous.

ihtractortherap
Senior Contributor

Re: Jesus is coming again!

I truly hope you find peace some day Judge!