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Kurt#1
Senior Contributor

Joke, probably old but updated

Joe Biden walks into a Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms. could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Biden :"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, President.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Biden: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Biden, "Come on man, I am urging you, please cash this check."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Biden stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: That will do, will that be large or small notes , Mr Biden?

 

8 Replies
Edmund55
Senior Contributor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

Now that's funny 😃

sam1wiseone
Senior Contributor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

I was laughing when * was speaking in compete sentences.

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

First time I saw it was when the guy that no GQPers claim to not ever heard of was President back when those guys were at the top of their fields.

It might have been Hoover, with Babe Ruth and Bobby Jones inserted.

These are generally timeless. 

No surprise, though, that nobody brought back the “Bring Back Nixon and $3 corn!” Bumper sticker for President Obama when it was $7.

Edmund55
Senior Contributor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

(These are generally timeless.) 

Agreed, they are timeless - but dang does it fit old idiot joe to a T.

 

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

You don’t have to feel compelled.

Tiresome.

r3020
Senior Advisor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

Well yesterday * made it clear he is the president from Pennsylvanian, or Ohio, or from Ohio or Pennsylvanian or Illinois. He knows he's from some place.

rsbs
Esteemed Advisor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

what isn't funny is that a third of Americans polled think the senile old phart is doing a good job and have a positive  approval rating of him.

yikes.

henrikstudson
Senior Contributor

Re: Joke, probably old but updated

Not as funny as a third of the population still thinks an old fat narcissist is the next coming of Christ