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Veteran Advisor

Lord Trump

The Lord Trump's Prayer

 

Our Father, which art in Trump Tower,

Sociopathic Liar be thy Art.

Thy Alt-Rights come.

Thy will be done in media,

as it is in real life.

Give us this day our dose of Lies.

And forgive us our Believers,

As we never forgive them who bring forth the truth against us.

And lead us not into a black church,

But deliver us from the birther movement.

For thine is the Kingdom of Gold,

The Power of Gold, and the Glory of Gold,

Forever and Ever.

Amen.....

 

 

Jen

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Honored Advisor

Blasphemy

 
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Veteran Advisor

Re: Blasphemy

Yeah, right...the Truth hurts, don't it?

 

Jen

 

By the way, I'll remind you, that I am NOT the one that coined the LORD TRUMP.  You guys coined it, I just added his own Prayer to it, so you could pray to the right God in your making....

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Senior Advisor

Re: Lord Trump

You can worship any politician you wish. I will worship Almighty God.

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Veteran Advisor

Re: Lord Trump

Then maybe your little troop shouldn't be referring to him as Lord Trump.

 

What is it that you guy's are actually trying to say by referring to Trump as Lord?

 

Lord, in the British Isles, a general title for a prince or sovereign or for a feudal superior (especially a feudal tenant who holds directly from the king, i.e., a baron).

 

Is this the type of Government that you're hoping that King Trump can install here?  I'm afraid, it will be closer to this:

 

donald-trump-come-mussolini-717026.jpg

 

Or, maybe like this, and we can address him as Der Führer!!!

 

finger trump.jpg

 

http://www.jpost.com/US-Elections/Donald-Trump/Jewish-author-Dont-compare-Trump-to-Hitler-it-belittl...

 

 

Jen

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Senior Contributor

Re: Lord Trump

I thought you worshipped I Am god.

Now you are worshipping Almighty.

 

Of course maybe like many you actually worship many gods.

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Senior Advisor

Re: Lord Trump

I Am He Who Am is Almighty God. May he bless you.

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Senior Contributor

Re: Lord Trump

So if you have multiple names for gods how does anyone know which gods they are talking about?

 

Or do the different names come out when a person expects different things from the god(s) but of course that would be different gods wouldn't it.

 

And then everyone describes their god differently from other peoples god(s) so that would indicate different god(s) too.

 

It does get confusing if you actually think about it.

 

I guess that is why you 'just believe' and try not to actually think.

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Senior Advisor

Re: Lord Trump

Not nearly as confusing as science which says Bruce Jenner is a girl.