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MN DNR and Feral Hogs

Not from the pages of The Onion, but direct from the pages of Minnesota Wild RIce:

 

The 64 page explosive page document detailing the clandestine operation to import and reproduce feral hogs in Minnesota has been released from Missippileaks, the news source that hacks, whacks, smacks and whatever else it needs to do to find the Truth.

 

We find that hundred of thousands of feral hogs from parts all over the world have been imported , on purpose in many cases, into areas of Minnesota by the MN DNR. Of course, the "do nothing right" guys are issuing a blanket denial, but the evidence is already clear to anyone with functioning eyeballs.

 

Not only has there been an introduction, financed by the public dime, but there also has been resources put into place to build shelters, provide feeding, and even vetenarian services to help the feral hogs multiply. 

 

While the indigenous Minnesotians are practicing population control of their own swine herds, just trying to stick to replacement numbers, the new feral hog population is not bound by limits such as normal resources as there seems to be unlimited public DNR funds going to provide shelter, feed, and reproduction services.

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Honored Advisor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

There`s a reason DNR stands for "Do Nothing Right", as long as we`re importing nuisance items from the south, let`s import Kudzu, Palmer Amaranth and Zika infected mosquitoes too.  

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Senior Contributor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

That's unbelievable.  Those things are a massive nuisance and harmful to native wildlife.     Its insane to intentionally introduce them.

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Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

Notv that I'd put anything past that outfit but "hundreds of thousands" seems a bit far fetched.

 

Best bet might be to contact Dennis Anderson at the Startribune. 

 

 

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Advisor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

Does Dennis Anderson deal with political satire?

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Advisor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

What kind of a crack is tha?  He's been the outdoors editor there for years. I thought he might know something. 

 

You are the turning into an even bigger pxxxk than local legend would have had one believe. 

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Senior Contributor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

 

The illegal importation of white lutherans has done more environmental damage than a billion each of the things you mentioned could ever do.

 

 

 

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Advisor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

What about black Lutherans? Did you know that there are many times more Lutherans living in Ethiopia, Africa than in the USA? If we do need a population boost in America, that would seem to a much more seamless choice. Lutherans, by and by, seem to be a pretty industrious self sufficient lot when left to their own devices.

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Senior Advisor

Re: MN DNR and Feral Hogs

Haters have got to hate on something. Today it is the Lutherans. Tomorrow it will be conservative black uncle toms.