Mitt Romney, the Clark Griswald Years
As long as you are going to go after the Republicans for being Christian, why not really get after Romney for what he did to his dog in 1983?
2012 is on target to being the wackiest presidential campaign ever. The supporters of the zero are out to make the election about anything except the basic economic issues, private property ownership, and decent moral standards.
I predict that most of America will eventually rally around whoever is going against the zero, whether it be Romney, Santorum, or Paul. All three are men of high personal morality, and proven leaders. All the Democrats can counter with are distractions such as trying to create class envy, make women worry about coat hanger abortions, and other tactics of division.