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Move over Donny Jr., George Santos claims that he's trump's long lost son that trump ...

... fathered with the Brazilian stripper Kiki Vaboomboom while trump's first wife was pregnant with Donny.

  No, he really didn't say that, not yet, anyhow.  But he will.

   Meanwhile, Federal agents reportedly interview the veteran who claims that Santos took thousands meant for his dying service dog.  At some point, even the republicans who are known to tolerate some really unsavory characters are going to be just too embarrassed to keep Santos around, no matter how badly Kevie needs his vote.

  Are we sure Santos isn't trump's kid, he sure lies like trump, a chip off the old block?