cancel
Showing results for 
Search instead for 
Did you mean: 
Senior Contributor

New Al-Qaeda plot,

"WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord."

 

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.

 

 

5 Replies
Veteran Advisor

Re: New Al-Qaeda plot,

Could you explain how a plan to do nothing but sit back and chill is a plan for us to worry about? Does this guy get paid to come up with crap like that? How do you execute a plan to just sit back and watch? Better yet how do you defend against a plan like that?
Advisor

Re: New Al-Qaeda plot,

Fish finds bait.
Veteran Advisor

Re: New Al-Qaeda plot,

Bear craps in woods. So what?
Senior Contributor

Re: New Al-Qaeda plot,

You may need these, Sam. Draw him a picture

 

Veteran Advisor

Re: New Al-Qaeda plot,

Why don't you draw a picture? BTW your little image doesn't open.