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Red Steele
Veteran Advisor

Old School Democrat

Read some of these funny quotes from Morris "Mo" Udall, deceased Senator from Arizona:

 

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  • When the Democratic Party forms a firing squad, we form a circle.
  • I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that.
  • Everything has been said but not everyone has said it.
  • I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
  • What's the difference between a pigeon and an Iowa farmer? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a tractor.
    • While criticizing the economy on the campaign trail in 1976.
  • The peoplehave spoken, the bastards.
    • After finishing second in the fifth presidential primary in a row.