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gough whitlam
Senior Contributor

Terrorist suspect

Last night an 18 year old terrorist suspect was shot dead by police. He was attending the police station voluntarily to explain his IS action of waving their flag and threatening the Prime Minister. He approached the officer, shook his hand, exchanged greetings then begin attacking them with a knife. He managed to open up both coppers with it but one copper blew his brains out with one shot. He will be now searching for those Virgins. The coppers are ok other than a few stitches. That prlck is in his place.
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gough whitlam
Senior Contributor

Re: Terrorist suspect

Apparently the evidence gathered by the coppers points to this nuts ultimate aim was to behead one of the coppers. That glock that Sargent plod had did the beheading. Bingo. Only one bullet wasted. Allah awaits him.