(V.P. Likely to be extremely functionary, regardless of whether Joe is on top of things or not. She’ll be the one with the conduit to the Congressional leadership regardless of his condition.)
Maybe he should just pick an "official" with a conduit to the iconic lines in the Declaration of Independence?
Joe's version: “We hold these truths to be self-evident....all men and women created..., by.... go...., you know the..., you know the thing."
Actual version: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
