What else can they give The President?

[bruce MN]

Measles, chickenpox, shingles…head lice, the clap?

Keep him under quarantine lockdown and only let him out of his room to amble down to the office to sign stuff the folks down the street send over.

[rickgthf]

...  anti-government America to commiserate with the flood victims there and bring all sorts of government aid.           Ironic isn't it, how all those people in coal country hate big government until some disaster strikes and suddenly they expect the government to fix everything.

[sdholloway56]

Maybe if they hadn't said Let's Go to Brando so much he wouldn't be getting so much done.