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You Might Be A Rancher/Cattleman If....

Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife.
You’ve never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
You have used a chainsaw to remodel your house.
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor’s livestock.
You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
You wave at every vehicle whether you know them or not.
You have used something other than paper as toilet paper.
Over 80% of your clothing came from ranch supply store.
Your family instantly becomes silent when the weather comes on.

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Senior Advisor

Re: You Might Be A Rancher/Cattleman If....

All true except the grease gun. I'm an obsessive compulsive when it comes to the grease gun.

BA Deere
Honored Advisor

Re: You Might Be A Rancher/Cattleman If....

With the bathroom tissue "shortage" if we get to summer those big Burdock leaves do a good job, they have ripples 🙂 .  I buy baling wire rolls even though I only have a twine baler and I have used it for license plates and holding plastic car bumpers and mufflers.