WhetherConservative, LiberalorLabour , I thinkyou'll geta kick out ofthis!A little boy goes to hisdad and asks, 'What is Politics?'Dad says, 'Well son, letme try to explain it this way:I am the head of thefamily, so call me The Prime Minister.Your mother is theadministrator of the money, so we call her the Government.We are here to take careof your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we willconsider her the Working Class. And your baby brother,we will call him the Future.Now think about that andsee if it makes sense.'So the little boy goesoff to bed thinking about what Dad has said.Later that night, hehears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.He finds that the babyhas severely soiled his nappy.So the little boy goesto his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..He gives up and goes back to bed.The next morning, thelittle boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. 'The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is allabout.'The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while theGovernment is sound asleep. The People are being ignored andthe Future is in deep **bleep**.'
Old as the hills, but still funny..for sure.