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bidin and dumocrats at their best

when confronted by a taxpayer at a donut shop bidin does what he knows best he degrades and curses the american taxpayer due to thier great disdain for workers of this country---shame how low a party must sink to elect degenerates like these ----but come nov they will get an education

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Joe BiteMe "First Black VP"

I wasn't able to find the above incident, but thought everyone would get a chuckle out of our VP Knothead being the first Black VP:



Biden’s Last Gaffe: Declares Self “First ‘Negro’ V.P.” May 16, 2009


Biden: “We have overcome! Glory, Hallelujah!”

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In the latest in a series of verbal gaffes, flub-ups, and super-bloopers, U.S. Vice President Joseph P. Biden yesterday proclaimed himself “America’s first ‘negro’ Vice President”. The staggering statement immediately sparked confusion and rancor in his audience, and led to widespread calls for his resignation.

The comment came late in the day, when the increasingly unpredictable 66-year-old Biden is known to go off-script, and capped off a series of bizarre statements that put him at odds with the President’s official policy.

But Beltway insiders saw the breach coming: Biden was known to be unhappy about recently being excluded from important Presidential meetings because of what some were calling “inappropriate behavior.” At a meeting of Senate leaders a week earlier, Biden kept grabbing at Nancy Pelosi’s neck skin, insisting she should have cosmetic surgery. “Don’t let the turkey-neck get you down!” he said, grinning.

Later, in a Cabinet meeting, he had playfully gotten the President in a prolonged bear-hug from behind, refusing to let go until the President said “Joe Biden’s the best-looking Vice President ever.” Aides said that the President was “obviously uncomfortable”.

The “bear-hug incident” had been a last-straw for the President, who was privately “seething” and decided to exclude Biden from future top-level meetings. But Biden wouldn’t take the snub lying down and on Monday had vowed “to be my own man, come what may.”

Speaking to a pro-Israel group that morning he shocked reporters by declaring that a missile strike on Tehran was probably “imminent” — or “certainly would be if I had a **bleep** thing to say about it. They don’t listen to me.”


An hour later, Biden was at it again, telling a small group of gay activists touring the Capitol that he was ready to put same-sex marriage into the Constitution “if that would help heal our nation.” He also said: “But you gays have to tell your buddy Barak to give me the access I was promised in the campaign!”

White House insiders were irate and immediately contacted the Vice President’s staff, demanding he issue clear retractions before the day’s news cycle came to a close. Biden’s advisers begged him to reverse course firmly and swiftly, with a press conference. Ironically, it was in an effort to do just that that Biden made what critics are calling the “worst gaffe of his gaffe-filled career.”

Biden understood that he needed to apologize and make it “crystal clear” that he was on the same page as the President. But in the process, he seemed to get carried away.

“Make no mistake, my friends,” he said, squinting thoughtfully and grasping the podium with both hands, “the Vice President is appointed by the President and serves at the President’s pleasure. And whatever I might have said to indicate that there was the slightest bit of daylight between my views and the President’s is sheer hogwash and tomfoolery! I am part of the Barack Obama administration — period — so by definition, whatever he stands for and whoever he is, I am a part of that, legally and politically and every other way you want to imagine. And that’s not my opinion; it’s how our government works! Read the Constitution!”

Then he seemed to be lost in thought for a moment. “Holy Cow!” he suddenly said, apparently thinking out loud, “I’m the first negro Vice-president!”

“I’d never thought of that before,” he muttered to himself, evidently as shocked as his audience by what he had just said. His statement was greeted with baffled silence and then scattered boos. Biden quickly sensed he’d said something amiss. “I probably shouldn’t say ‘negro.’” he said, “But back when I was a boy in Scranton, Pennsylvania, we used to say ‘colored.’ Negro was a step-up! So you’ll have to forgive me.”

“I know I’ll catch heck for it tomorrow, so let me set the record straight: I’m the first black — correction, I’m the first Afro-American Vice-President! I stand behind the policies and racial make-up of my President on every level! If he’s black, I’m black. And I’m damned proud of it! I stand shoulder to shoulder with Barack and Michelle and all of the blacks in this administration! And thank God there are so many of us! It’s about time!”

He then lifted his arms triumphantly, saying: “We have overcome! Glory, hallelujah!”, finally adding: “The President and I are soul brothers! Heavens to Betsy! Wait till my mother finds out!”

Reaction was swift, with condemnations coming from all quarters. Former President George H.W. Bush said he found Biden’s comments “appalling”, adding: “The fella’s gone plum loco”. Hollywood comedian Wanda Sykes was less measured: “That fool’s about as black as Rush Limbaugh’s double-wide ass! Dag! I must be going blind, cause if Biden’s black, Wesley Snipes is a **bleep** albino!”

The Obama administration immediately distanced itself from the remark, with a White House official telling reporters: “President Obama has great affection for Joe, but we can make no more sense of the statement than any of you can. Joe Biden speaks for Joe Biden.” END


Enjoying a laugh before the recent difficulties.


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Re: Joe BiteMe "First Black VP"

him and odummer was the best the dumocrats had to offer---but i do see many qualities of blacks showing in biden-so maybe he is right----how many can you bleeding heart libs find ---i see at least 6-----bet surebutt and gooboy plus brusie cant think of one ---but then being a obummer BACKER does make people blind to the truth

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Re: Joe BiteMe "First Black VP"

 Odummer and BiteMe are the fault of Iowa Democrats not doing their homework in the caucuses. Had they studied their lesson there might be a Democrat president in office with integrity like John Edwards.

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Re: bidin and dumocrats at their best

"bidin", "thier", "come nov they will get an education" - I will bet money it will not be from you though. Maybe Craig can show you the spell check.

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Re: Joe BiteMe "First Black VP"

yes his wife says he is full of it ---now his whore on the other hand would have fit in well with the kennedys or mlks

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Re:and this is your republimorons at there best: enjoy!  With idiots like these as your leaders, your screwed!