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wehav
Senior Contributor

liberal education results

Scientists recently did a study on the effects the right side and left side of a brain had on counting. They first took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.

He says, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10".

They put the left half back in and removed the right half, asking him to count to 10 again.

He says "1, 3, 5, 7, 9".

Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain. They again asked him to count to 10 one more time.

He says, "Look. I'm great at counting to 10, ok? I love numbers and I have the best numbers. No one has better numbers than I do. My 4th grade math teacher - and let me tell you, she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time - my 4th grade math teacher said to me that I am the best counter she's ever seen. The best. So if you want me to count to 10, let me tell you I can count to 10 alright. That's no problem. I will do it. I will. And I will do it better than any has ever done it before, ok?"

5 Replies
Red Steele
Veteran Advisor

Re: liberal education results

So did the 4th grader turn into Obama, Joe Biden, or Donald Trump?

 

Confusing.

schnurrbart
Veteran Advisor

Re: liberal education results

Milligan has been telling you his life story???

Re: liberal education results


@Red Steele wrote:

So did the 4th grader turn into Obama, Joe Biden, or Donald Trump?

 

Confusing.


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The 4th grader is either Brian📬, Dale-o🛩,or DonOld🤑 Of Bixby. 

schnurrbart
Veteran Advisor

Re: liberal education results

I already said it is Millie but after you mentioned it, I suppose it could be trump.  Both are arrogant, conceited and obnoxious!

OKdon
Senior Contributor

Re: that was simply great!

You deserve a huge standin ovation for that.  i'm serious, that was well done. caught me off guard and i wasn't expecting that..kudos1