ugliest campaign since 1800
when the hermaphrodite (Adams) faced off with the miscegenator (Jefferson)*.
Coming to a theater near you, but in the reboot it will be Senile Joe vs. Crazy Donny.
Side plot will be Hunter vs. Nepotism Barbie and Ken.
*also somewhat appropo since that was the point where we set forth on a two party course- something The Founders feared.