A guy took his girlfriend, whom doesn't really pay attention to football, to a super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it" she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"