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25 cents

A guy took his girlfriend, whom doesn't really pay attention to football, to a super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench.


After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it" she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!'  I'm like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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