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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a crowded bar, waving his pistol, and yelled, "I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven-round magazine, plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice called out from the back of the bar, "You need more ammo."