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-Sam goes to his friend Mike and says, "I am sleeping with the minister's wife.  Can you hold him in church for about an hour after the service?"

-Mike doesn't like it, but Sam is a good friend so he agrees.  After the service Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of questions which get more stupid the longer they talk.  Finally the minister gets upset and asks Mike what he is up to.

-Mike feeling guilty, confesses to the minister, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

-The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home.  My wife died 2 years ago."

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