cancel
Showing results for 
Search instead for 
Did you mean: 
Dial 3
Senior Member

Doctor Doctor

 .

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well, please pull yourself together then .

---

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Next please!

---

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.

One at a time please.

---

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

You're too tents.

---

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.

Who said that?

---

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.

---

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

---

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

When did this happen?

When did what happen?

---

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

---

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil 'till I get there.

0 Kudos
2 Replies
perkinsjamie942
Contributor

Re: Doctor Doctor

I have an appointment with a dermatologist soon, I wonder if he will also answer me?

0 Kudos

Re: Doctor Doctor

Ahahaha, is this happening? All these are jokes and anecdotes because how often have I been to the hospital and never heard this. I am not a doctor, but they say that the skin mirrors the body and that all problems are immediately reflected on the face. I have only one doctor vitalskinderm.com. He sent me to take hormones. As a result, everything turned out well, and my rashes were attributed to "nervous hormones that are not amenable to analysis." They advised hormonal pills, they say they balance these invisible hormones, and everything will be fine in the end. So far, everything is fine...

0 Kudos