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A somewhat elderly man was traveling on a bus which had no empty seats.  A pretty young woman was standing beside him. Ever the gentleman, he told her: “I am unable to stand for very long so I cannot offer you my seat, but I will let you sit on my knee if you like.”

It had been a tiring day at work for the young lady and she decided it wouldn’t hurt anything to take up the elderly gentlemen’s kind offer. 

The bus traveled a few miles down the road when the man informed the lady she’d have to stand up.

“What’s the matter?” she asked, “Am I heavier than you thought?”

“It’s not that,” he said.  “It’s that I am not as old as I thought I was.”


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