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Elephant Stew

Copied from the "High Plains Journal"


1 medium-sized elephant

2 rabbits (optional)

Salt & Pepper


Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. 

Add enough brown gravy to cover.

Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465 degrees.

Serves 3,800 people, but if more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.

Do this only in an emergency, as most people do not like hare in their stew.