Copied from the "High Plains Journal"
1 medium-sized elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
Salt & Pepper
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
Serves 3,800 people, but if more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.
Do this only in an emergency, as most people do not like hare in their stew.