Dawson finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was working on his street rod in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the workbench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all of your tools, welders, the street rod, and that stupid vintage Harley."
Dawson got a horrified look on his face.
"Darling, what's wrong?" she asked.
"There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife," he said.
"Ex-wife! she screamed. You never told me you were married before."
"I wasn't," said Dawson.