A teacher was telling her class about Jonah and the big fish.
She told them it was impossible for the fish to swallow Jonah.
But a 12 year-old girl stood up and said, "I know Jonah was swallowed by the whale, the bible says so, so when I get to heaven I'll ask him."
The smug teacher looked at the little girl and said, "Well, what if Jonah didn't go to Heaven, what if he went to hell?"
The little girl stood back up and with her hands on her hips told the teacher, "Then you ask him."