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Gate keeper

A man dies and goes to heaven. The gate keeper asks if he has any questions before entering? The man asks what are all the clocks on the walls? Gatekeeper: those are lie clocks, this one belonged to mother Teresa, it never moved because she never lied. This one here belonged to president Abe Lincoln, it shows 2 minutes because he lied twice.

The man interrupts: sir where is Mr Obamas clock?
Gatekeeper: oh, Jesus keeps that one in his office. He is using it for a ceiling fan!
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