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How to Draw

A Texas boy rushed home from kindergarten and told his mother, "I need a set of pistols, a gun belt, and a holster".  

"Whatever for?" asked the mother.  "Surely you don't need them for school?"

"I do," he insisted.  "Teacher said tomorrow she's going to teach us to draw."