I Knew it Would Happen
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
He drinks the beer and then orders another, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for awhile, and, after the fifth beer, the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "when are you going to pay for these beers?"
The man answers, "Now the problems start!"