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Lost Mind

Bernie took his wife, Sadie, to see a psychiatrist for a check-up.

After examining her, the doctor took Bernie to one side and said:  "I have some very bad news for you.  There is nothing I can do to help your wife,  Her mind is completely gone."

Bernie replied, "I'm not really surprised. She has been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 50 years."