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Mugger

A man wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs:  "Give me your money," said the mugger.

 

"You can't do this," said the well-dressed man.  "I'm a U.S. Congressman!"

 

"In that case," said the mugger, "give me my money!"

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