A woman went up to the bar in a quiet
She gestured alluringly to the bartender
who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly
stroking his face with both
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak
to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the
bartender. "Is there anything I can
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a
message," she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender's lip
and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth
And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender
managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies
Re: Really good
My wife was particularly fond of this one. I had to mail this one and a couple of others off to both of my friends.