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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet

rural pub...

She gestured alluringly to the bartender

who approached her immediately.


She seductively signaled that he should

bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full


"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly

stroking his face with both


"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak

to him," she said, running her

Hands beyond his beard and into his


"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the

bartender. "Is there anything I can


"Yes.. I need for you to give him a

message," she continued, running her

Forefinger across the bartender's lip

and slyly popping a couple of her

fingers into his mouth


And allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender

managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered,


"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or

paper towels in the ladies


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Re: Really good

My wife was particularly fond of this one. I had to mail this one and a couple of others off to both of my friends.

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