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Odd Symptons

A man gets an emergency appointment with his doctor because he has some alarming and "odd" symptoms.

"Like what?" the doctor asks.

"Well, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie."

"That's pretty weird," the doctor agreed.

"Then, on the way to work, I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go.'"

"Kind of strange," the doctor said, "but everybody gets songs stuck in their heads sometimes."

"That's not the worst of it," the man said. "Once I got to the office, I couldn't help it: I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?"

"I'm pretty sure I've got it," the doctor says. "You're having Disney spells."

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