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Of course not

Friends were surprised when Harold, a politician, and Millie, his gorgeous secretary, broke their engagement, but Harold had a ready explanation.

"Would you marry someone who was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish, lazy & sarcastic?"

"Of course not," said a sympathetic friend.

"Well," said Harold, "Neither would Millie."