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Dial 3
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Signs

~ On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission".

~ On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

~ Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

~ At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."

~ On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

~ On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."

~ In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

~ On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

~ Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

~ In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

~ On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

~ In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

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