~ On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission".
~ On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
~ Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
~ At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."
~ On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
~ On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."
~ In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
~ On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
~ Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
~ In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
~ On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
~ In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."