Stopping the Volcano in Hawaii
stopping the Volcano in Hawaii
The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up.
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease PELE, goddess of fire in Hawaiian mythology, and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires. According to tradition, that sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.